1903: The Certainty Of A Future Life In Mars by L.P. Gratacap

July 28, 2008

An astronomer discovers that dead Earthlings are reincarnated on Mars as beings of pure, luminous energy (which explains why Mars’ monthly pure, luminous energy bill is so high) and sets about contacting his deceased father to learn more about life on the red planet. His posthumous pa tells him how much he loves the punishing heat, lifeless landscape and open-carry ray gun laws. Mars: The Arizona Of Space.

On a scale of things you can be certain about ranging from death to taxes, this book is: toast landing butter-side down.


‘Get your ass to Mars….get your ass to Mars (so I self-plagiarized the caption from the 1905 entry. So fucking what?)




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